The Virtues of Fist Justice

Written July 31, 2020 

I'm not really one for violence, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate when someone needs to get socked in the mouth. And I generally believe that society has lost something when such self-correcting mechanisms have been removed from the marketplace.

I believe in the notion of free speech. I think that you should be able to say what you want without the looming threat of imprisonment or reprisal from the government. I think that nations where people are imprisoned by the military or dictators are sensitive and thin-skinned babies that should learn to take a little criticism every now and then. Not doing that makes you look a little Trumpian, and he's about the biggest bitch baby there is.  

That being said:

Some people need to learn that they can't just pop off at the mouth all ridiculous without facing repercussions. Not from the government, because that's called "oppression," but from people.  People that work in the Trump White House are talking so spicy and it's only because they know we can't actually physically touch them. Like, Stephen Miller would never be as smug and disdainful if he wasn't being protected by three layers of security at all times. Stephen Miller, alone in the diary section, would never say half of what he says on Fox News.  Or Tucker Carlson. Or Sean Hannity. Or Steve Bannon. Or Donald Trump.  Well, Trump might say it, because he's not smart enough to know when to shut the fuck up.

It's honestly a wonder that people like this don't get in more fights, because they're so disrespectful.  The problem is, our society has become one that frowns on righteous violence.  And I don't mean these white guys that openly carry guns because they think that they're somehow fighting tyranny. No, those people are not so smart people that can't tell the difference between reading propaganda and reading facts.  I mean, smacking people in the mouth when they go too far. There was a time when it was understood that if you talk reckless, you could get hit. Maybe it was a lesson learned at home, maybe it was learned in the streets, but a lot of us were raised to understand that you can't say whatever you want, and if you did, you had to account for your words.  And usually, that accounting came in the form of a fight. 

Our polite society shames those who exact this kind of instant justice, because we're more concerned with the appearance of civility than what's right.  It's a scourge that has infected our society at nearly every level, from the fight to civil rights, all the way down to a disagreement over how shitty of a director Zack Snyder is.  "Can we not reason together as men, without our disagreements devolving into the expressions of our baser selves?" That's the kind of shit that we say, because it seems so distasteful that people can fight over words, and it's usually said by the person who's backpedaling after he saw his rape joke isn't going over so well. 

    "Can we not reason together as m-AGH!"

But yes, we should fight over words, because certain words are intended to be inflammatory.  See, the problem with that civility noise is that it assumes that everyone is speaking or arguing in good faith, and we know that isn't the case, no matter how flowery the language is.  It's the argument that white guys make when they say "you shouldn't let the n-word get to you. it's just a word." And no, it's not "just a word."  It's a loaded word that comes with a connotation and history that is clearly being communicated when it's being said.  You're sending me a message when you say that word, and the message is, "you're a subhuman that should only exist in a world that demands you serve me." At that point, you're no longer respecting my humanity and right to exist freely, and I don't have to respect your right to speak anymore. And if I decide I want to rap you across the face, then I'm well within my rights. You've expressed to me a clear and direct threat just by saying that word. And whether or not you know you're saying all of that, and not just some word that rappers made you think was cool is not my problem. Your ignorance and my survival have come to a crossroads at the end of my fist. 

Now, that example might have been extreme but it communicates the point:  You are out of pocket and you need to be checked.  You need to be taught a lesson that a rhetorical besting will not provide.  The only way you're gonna learn how wrong you were is by reflecting on your mistakes while picking your teeth up off the floor. 

Stephen Miller, Tucker Carlson, Donald Trump; they routinely find themselves in territory where a blow to the face would be appropriate.  Imagine one of John McCain's sons beating the piss out of Donald Trump after he said "I like people who weren't captured."  He clearly would have deserved it, and being exposed as a bitch to the world probably would have kept him from being President. 

They know that's what they're doing.  They're trying to incite the person they're talking to, and act like they're the civil one when the person rightfully and understandably reacts, then they claim victory, because you dared have an emotional reaction to something so insulting, like a normal human being. They hide behind these societal norms to avoid having to account for the things they say.  You shouldn't be allowed to do that.  And it bleeds down into regular society, because the average person says stuff on Twitter and Facebook that they know they wouldn't say to that same person if they were in the next cubicle at work.  The only way they'd say it is if they had the protection of a gun, which is the bitch's way.  Anybody can talk crazy if they're holding a gun, because right or wrong, the other person is probably going to be killed.  Killing a person because you were wrong doesn't earn you any respect from anyone you'd want to earn respect from, and that's why George Zimmerman will be remembered by history as a bitch who killed a teenager for whooping his ass in a fight.  Take that "might makes right" shit back to the 1800s.

But if we lived in a society where it was understood up front that you could get a sturdy, powder-covered, open hand slap to the face for being disrespectful?  No payback later on, no guns, no calling the cops, you just know that if you say something out of pocket, you have to square up?  We're not talking about roasting somebody, because that's basically just harsh teasing, and if you grew up with that, then you understand that your day eventually comes, and you have to take it or get your own jokes off.  This ain't that. 

Imagine the self-editing that would come.  Society would transform overnight.  Because you'd have to stand by the things you were saying, and you couldn't talk greasy unless you were really about that action. Because if you were, somebody was probably gonna come see you about it.  That's true checks and balances.  And everybody would be more respectful, and we'd probably get more done.  I bet you'd be way more likely to hear out the person speaking if you knew you couldn't just cut them off and say, "You're so fucking stupid, libtard."