Let's say you're a white guy; a born and bred, red-blooded, heterosexual, God-fearing American male. You're doing all the right things, working, fucking women, being white, hating Obama, because he's a socialist whose goal is to destroy America. You know, all the stuff God wants you to do. By God, you've even got blond hair. You're just fucking perfect.
You're walking down the street one day and you see these two queer motherfuckers holding hands, and it just fills you with rage, by God. These fucking faggots can't just keep that shit to themselves? It's just enough to make a man sick.
And they're everywhere these days. It's getting to be so a man can't walk to the mailbox without tripping over two men sucking each other's cocks in the front yard. And we can't say anything about it, because it's a PC-gay-friendly world we're living in now. We're a Christian nation and we can't even call out abominations like that. What the hell has happened to our country? We're turning into goddamn Europe. Might as well just start eating es cargo for breakfast. Socialist es cargo.
"Well, not me, goddammit," you think to yourself. "I've fuckin' had enough of this bullshit." And you walk up to those cocksmoking homos and beat the ever-lovin' shit out of them. And it feels good.
While you're stomping them, you're preaching to them, too. The real and pure Word of God. Sure, it's got a few more cuss words in it, but that's okay, because you're doing God's work. You're getting the Satan out of them. And besides, they're faggots. Ain't like they're real people. They're influencing our children by being that way. Now, we got more gay kids than any time in history. That's weakening our national defense, because how's some limp-wristed sissy supposed to hold up a rifle if the Krauts or the Russians get out of line again? No, you're doing the right thing here. Stomp that girly one a couple more times. It'll make a man out of him.
A couple of days later, the cops have the nerve to arrest you for assault. Then you start hearing some shit about being charged with a "hate crime." A hate crime? What kinda liberal commie bullshit is that?
Turns out that you calling them "faggots" and "abominations" while you were kicking their asses convinced people that you were violating their personal liberties. Well, that and the fact that they were minding their own business when you came out of nowhere with a cinder block to the back of their heads. They're saying that you wouldn't have attacked them at all if they weren't gay and that their love of cock is what made you attack them.
"You're goddamn right," you're thinking. "If they weren't gay, there wouldn't have been no reason to get after 'em." And that right there is the problem.
You can dislike gay people all you want. You can say whatever you want about gay people. You can call them abominations before God, you can say that they'll burn in Hell forever unless they repent their sinful ways. You just can't try to send them there personally.
Now, it would be different if you just beat up a feller and it just so happened that he was gay. Say you two got to tusslin' outside of a Waffle House because he accidentally scratched your truck. Say you beat the fuck out of him. That there is just plain ol' assault. It wasn't the "gay" in him that set you off. It was the fact that he's a clumsy motherfucker, which is acceptable in the eyes of the law.
Same thing if he was black. Or Mexican. Or Muslim. Or whatever you crackers are angry about these days.
What they're trying to tell you these days is that just because you hate somebody doesn't mean you have to take all your wrath out of them. But there are some good Republicans left who still think: "Not stomping gay ass = acceptance of gay people." Turns out that's not true. In 2009, gay people have the right to be as gay as they want to be and not get beat up for it, no matter how much him wearing that spandex dress brings up conflicting feelings inside of you. Those Washington politicians are always trying to change our way of life.
Yeah, it's a crazy world we live in where people can be allowed to have as much pounding ass sex with other men as they want and we can't say anything about it. Or be black. Or be "people of terrorist descent." Can't say shit to none of 'em. They want you to go through life believing that everyone has a right to just be what they are, but that's just silly. They don't have to be gay ALL the time. Everyone knows that it's a choice.
So you got two options here: You can either stop beating on people for being different (which is so unfair, I know), or you can still beat their hellbound asses...but it has to be for another reason.
Next time you see some nigger who's actin' all uppity and thinking he can come inside the restaurant, instead of going around to the back door, like in the good ol' days, trick him into punching you first. If you can get past the fact that this mongrel sumbitch just touched your white skin, you can tear into his ass all you want, then. Just be sure you don't call him "nigger" during the fight, even if it is his real name.
Yeah, you're still gonna go to jail, but not for as long as you would have if you had done it the old way. What's important here is, that nigger still learned his lesson. He won't be eyeballing no more white women.
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