You people express shock at the dumbest shit.
Dwyane Wade and Ludacris were revealed to have knocked up their side pieces in the same week. Both are in relationships (but were on breaks at the time). Dwyane Wade is an NBA player. Ludacris is a rapper. The only thing shocking here is that they didn't knock up the same woman. I mean, we don't know that rapper and ballplayer sperm can't do that.
If anything, it's your own fault for believing that a pro basketball player or a rapper would stay faithful to his wife. And I don't say that because I think they're bad people. I say it because they're constantly having random model/stripper ass thrown at them as they travel in luxury around the world. The man who can resist that forever either has supreme will or is already gay. The rest of us would have to have his wife standing next to him at all time, like Doug Christie did. As freakish in the face as Doug Christie looked, the only reason why he got through his day without tripping into a pair of strange, spreadeagled thighs is because Jackie Christie was never more than 10 feet away at all times.
True story. Sat in on his interviews and everything.
So, I don't see why what Wade and Cris did was anything outside of what you should expect from them. If you want to call them out for anything, call them out for raw dogging their jump offs. I mean, I assume they've both had enough jump offs to know better. I also don't see why you're coming to Gabrielle Union's defense all of a sudden, because y'all know y'all hate Gabrielle Union. Gabrielle Union was this generation's Robin Givens until people stopped casting her in movies. And the hate came solely from the fact that she was too good at her job of playing smart-mouthed shrews in every flick she'd been in. It wasn't even based on real life. So let's not act like you're doing this for her benefit.
And I'm sure, somewhere out there, someone's thinking about the kids, because Dwyane Wade and Ludacris (I guess) are supposed to be role models. And if you're letting Ludacris's example raise your kids, then you're a worse parent than Siovaughn Wade. Allegedly. There might be an explanation for that day she sat on the corner wearing a sandwich board.
But anyone who would look at Ludacris as a role model shouldn't be allowed to raise the kids that they're claiming to protect. I mean, this is the same person who led off with "What's Your Fantasy," "Phat Rabbit," and "Ho," and followed up with "Area Codes," "Move Bitch," "Splash Waterfalls," and "P-Poppin." These are probably the parents who post videos of their twerking children on YouTube. The video would probably be set to a Ludacris song if he had any hits out right now. As for Wade, true, he has a fatherly image that would be a good example for young boys. But so did Bill Cosby, when we were kids. And look at how our generation turned out. Our generation didn't follow his example. Our generation didn't even eat the damn pudding pops.
Also, I'm not throwing shade on Luda for those songs, because I own every last one of them. Believe me, I ain't judging. I'll be able to recite the words from "Ho" when I'm on my deathbed. I'm just saying, if your kids ever knew the words to those songs, you're a horrible parent, that's all.
So what are we really talking about here? Two men who ruined the concept of a "break" for black men everywhere, for starters (a ridiculous concept, anyway). And a bunch of women who care more about two strangers' relationships than their own, evidently. Also, I'm seeing that I have a far different concept of what is "shocking" than everyone else. Magic Johnson was shocking (and scary). Tiger Woods was shocking (and hilarious). No one's been burnt or driven into a tree in either of these stories, which makes them quite boring. I need to be scared or entertained, so I refuse to pay attention until we hear that one of the women is actually a man or something like that.
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