In defense of....Kanye West?

The paparazzi are some of the scummiest people on the earth, and I feel comfortable saying that having never met one. I don't know anyone who has ever said a positive word about them other than other paparazzi, which is kind of like getting a good character reference from the Devil. They make a living bothering famous people and invading their privacy, which takes balls, but it takes even bigger balls to actually tell the public that the famous person in question was wrong for shooting at them, even though this asshole was standing in their bushes trying to snap pictures of them on the toilet. The paparazzi deserve no sympathy from anyone, at anytime, for anything.

Kanye West is a spoiled child. Even though he can legally drink and vote, he still thinks it's okay for him to throw temper tantrums when things don't go his way. He bitches when his videos don't win awards because he spent a million dollars on them. He bitches when MTV doesn't let him perform on the main stage at the VMAs. He bitches when he's told that he can't shoot because he doesn't have a permit, which in truth, was a prank, but he didn't know that when he ran off from the police with his film stock. All Kanye West does is bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, which isn't a good look at 31 years old. It's not even a good look in fourth grade. But much like the asinine fashion statement of wearing two Polo shirts on top of each other, he has made the ludicrous seem normal, even acceptable. I don't like Kanye West on a personal level and I've never even met him.

So who's side do you think I'll take when two of my least favorite entities on Earth run headlong into each other?

For the first time ever, I think Kanye West made the right move when he broke that fucker's camera and for the first time ever, I'm glad TMZ got something on film, because I wanted to personally witness this loon using his whiny-bitch powers for good instead of evil. Sure, Kanye West got arrested for this, but it was well worth it.

When you run up on someone in the airport, the last thing they want to do is get filmed. The last thing they want is to answer your stupid ass questions. Now, many celebrities will be nice and sign an autograph or take a picture with you, but they want nothing to do with the paparazzi even when they're in a good mood. So you can imagine how they'll treat the paparazzi when they're in one of the most stress inducing places on the planet.

No one wants to be at the airport. The common thread between every single person in the airport, no matter who they are, is that they want to leave. Preferably without anything exploding. Everyone except the paparazzi, because even though the video doesn't show it, I'm sure they said something to make Kanye flip out and try to make him look like he's crazy (which he is), because that's their job. They'll edit out their part in Kanye's meltdown and air it on their terrible fucking show, that shows how simple and not clever they are. And to the people who don't know about the paparazzi, Kanye will be a crazy black man (which he is). But to the rest of us who know better, Kanye West will be doing something that we all wish more celebrities would do: Shove those goddamn cameras up their asses. Even though he got arrested for it, for one day, Kanye West was my hero.

What the hell am I saying?

The video of Kanye West defending America's freedoms can be found here. That's it. Kanye needs to drive his car into an orphanage or something, so I can stop being on his side. Fuck up again, Kanye!