Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Supreme President-For-Life Obama Wants Your Kids

Okay, so a guy who goes from nothing to the Oval Office thanks to education. That guy, who is currently the President, wants to share the benefits of education with his country's youth, so they can possibly do what he did. Millions of kids around this country would benefit from such an experience. No matter who the President at the time might be, something like that would be inspirational for someone. Even Richard Nixon inspired Arnold Schwarzeneggar's political career.

But because it's THIS President, the President that they never wanted, that they've fought on everything from health care reform to beer and condiment choices, it is a problem. That's the only way people can have a problem with a guy who wants to speak about education. "Don't read books, Mary, because Barack Obama is a socialist."

They're worried about the President brainwashing their six year old kid into joining "Obama's Thought Police and Re-Education Brigade" and taking up the cause of socialism. I'm just using their example...and I will continue with that when I point out to them that the oldest that their kid will get while Obama can possibly be in office is fourteen, when he will still be unable to join the military.

Even if he formed the "Youth Brigade" and came in the night for your children, the soonest he could get that off the ground, assuming he gets re-elected, is what? 2013? Remember...this is the inept government. The IRS is a bloated drain on resources, remember? These guys can't do anything right. Remember...six month waiting lists in the hospital for government run health care? How do you expect them to create a fighting force from our own lazy, unruly kids in time enough for him to see it and use it before he leaves office? You can barely get your kids to even go outdoors, and you think the President will trick them into taking over the nation?

You people are retarded.

He's not going to brainwash your kids, people. He's just gonna tell them to read books and stop playing so much XBox. Is that really such a bad thing? If you want brainwashing, go watch "Jesus Camp." I'm more afraid of that than I am of anything this President's gonna say.

Besides, the same people complaining about this are the same people who bitch about black people and our non-existant morals. Yet, here we have a black President who might inspire some of our black youth to stay on or get back on that positive path. We need this President to do what he's doing so our kids don't keep thinking that intelligence is a "white thing." So, I see this whole thing as positive.

Even when we had our last President struggling to get through "My Pet Goat," before spending the next 11 minutes pissing himself on 9/11, it was still a good thing, because that's a moment that these kids will remember forever. And that President was a self-proclaimed idiot. He told the world he wasn't a "reader" and people in his cabinet told us that he preferred the Cliff Notes version of everything, from domestic issues to terrorist threats. At least THIS President is an intellectual. Our kids need to see that and truthfully, yours do, too.

Your kids are just as dumb these days. I see them out in the world, or online, butchering the English language or making YouTube videos that are just compilations of people injuring themselves. Your kids could benefit from a story like his, too. Your kids could benefit from his words. They're about three degrees away from a book burning rally, because words are making them "too smart." But you don't see that because you're too busy calling him a "socialist." I appreciate your restraint, however, because you and I both know what you really wanna call him.

Just shut up and stop trying to turn everything into a political thing. The President just wants to try to inspire some kids to make something out of themselves, not plant the seeds for "Chairman Obama's Glorious Revolution of American Socialism."

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