Felipe Calderon is a Douche

Mexican President Felipe Calderon is a douche.

Normally, I'm against calling people out of their name for having contrary views, but really, this is stupid. Someone needs to come to their senses, since Mexican politicians don't seem to want to. Hopefully, I'll be the one to get through to them through the power of insults and sarcasm.

So Mr. Calderon is critical of the United States and it's immigration policies, as well as the recent decision to make "la migra" start kicking out people who shouldn't be here, most of which come from way down south. Kiss my balls, Mr. Calderon. Kiss my American balls.

Instead of doing some real work and cleaning up the corruption in Mexico, putting in an infrastructure that would benefit Mexico's poor, and actually trying to stimulate a semblance of an economy down there, Mr. Calderon (and his predecessor, Vicente Fox) are happy to just pass their poor onto us, then make it all our fault when American agencies dare to enforce its laws.

They claim that their people are being treated unfairly when being deported and that our economy benefits from their presence. Well, so does Mexico's economy, because most of the money earned goes right back to Mexico. The only people benefiting more than Mexico from this arrangement is Western Union. Mexico is getting billions of dollars from here and didn't have to raise a finger to get it. No wonder the Mexican government doesn't want things to change.

More than that, where does Mexico get off trying to protest policy changes in OUR country? Not since the United States Congress passed a resolution to demand that Japan apologize to the women it forced into the sex trade during World War II have I heard something so ridiculous. Last time I checked, you had to have leverage to make a demand.

Mexico, do you really think our government cares about what YOU want when it comes to OUR borders? Do you think making statements like, “...Mexico does not stop at its border, that wherever there is a Mexican, there is Mexico,” is going to change anything? Is that supposed to make us have a change of heart? What does that even mean? And seriously, what are you going to do? Make the workers come back home? No, that makes too much sense and you're making too much money this way.

I guarantee you, someone believes that Mexico does stop at it's border and that's the U.S. Border Patrol. We'll mark that border off with a fence for you, just in case you missed it. And if there's an illegal Mexican over here, it'll still be the United States, and he'll just be a guy in handcuffs going right back where he came from. Just because Mexico's borders are wide open for any criminal to waltz through doesn't mean that ours should be the same way.