Monday, September 10, 2007

Kanye West is a Bitch

A spoiled crybaby. All you Kanye West fans are supporting a spoiled crybaby.

This dude threw two temper tantrums after the MTV Video Music Awards last night, after he didn't win any of the five awards he was nominated for and after he wasn't asked to open the show. Reports from backstage stated that he stomped his feet out of anger, and generally acted like a little bitch.

Unconfirmed reports have West hitting people with his bottle and rubbing his head and face into the carpet out of frustration. In addition to vowing "never (to) return to MTV," he also vowed that he would "tell my momma on you," before pulling up his saggy diaper and storming away.

Why can't Kanye West ever lose gracefully? At last year's MTV Europe VMAs, he stormed the stage, because he didn't win Best Video. In 2004, he claimed he was "robbed," because he didn't win didn't win Best New Artist at the American Music Awards. Well, this year he didn't win any of the five awards he could have won, and it's probably because it's more fun to watch him show the maturity of a four year old in the candy aisle at Kroger's than to watch him suck himself off on stage. Is it possible that someone can just be better than he is? No one gives a crap if you got played on Chappelle's Show and The Boondocks.

EPMD already made a song called 'Gold Digger," anyway.

Not only that, he hated on Britney because he opened the show on the main stage and he didn't. Who the hell cares? He was on the show, wasn't he? They didn't have to let him perform at all. Ain't nobody worried about Kanye West. What's he gonna do, send all his videos to BET? Let us know how that works out for you, Kanye.

Then, he tried to play the race card on both subjects. He suggested that he wasn't allowed to open the show because "maybe my skin's not right." Shut the hell up, Kanye. Britney opened the show because she's a damn train wreck, not because she's white or talented. MTV was hoping that she'd fall off the stage or snort a line of coke off of one of her dancer's backs. Britney Spears' appearance guaranteed that people were going to watch. Kanye West's performance would have guaranteed that I still wouldn't care.

People are watching the news and hunting on YouTube for the Britney performance. People are talking about how she completely blew it. No one would have cared if Kanye West had opened the show, because no one's talking about Kanye West. I hadn't given Kanye West a thought since the last time he bitched out over an award. Meanwhile, just last week, I got to see Britney Spears wreck her car, leave the scene, AND watch her assault the paparazzi all in the same program. E! just might be the greatest channel ever.

He also said "That's two years in a row, man ... give a black man a chance." Does he think that claiming discrimination is going to get the award given to him? It's got nothing to do with you being black. I thought fans voted for this stuff, anyway. Not that I care, because I'm not watching, but the way he keeps acting an ass means that next year, there will be a camera following him around and he's guaranteed not to win. MTV might as well rake in some advertising dollars with the footage of a spoiled whiner having another meltdown.

It seems like, based on opinions from the few that I have talked to while I was writing this, is that people have had their fill of Kanye West. I've been screaming "Fuck Kanye West" since 2004, and stunts like this can only have a backlash at some point. I thought he was a grown man, not an eighth-grade girl who's jealous because she can't be the homecoming queen. Grow up, little girl. Remember that you do have a scrotum.

Since he's acting like a little girl, I'm going to treat him like one. I've decided to give him a new name to reflect his bitch-like nature.

"Melanie." Or maybe "Skylar." I don't know which one reflects his attitude better. Please post your suggestions below.

I swear, I want to spit in his face. Bitch.

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